Like the Greatwar, the animation sucks, but It's funny as hell.
Check it out, people seem to actually like it. And check out TheGreatWar too. :3
Drifting along the darkness of life.
John Lint
@DriftLV1
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Mike And His Computer.
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hay are you still gonna work on the thing involving me sifter and 3 udda doods?
Yeah. I have 5,700 frames done. :)
haha, yeah I bet you made both of your non-madness animations just for me... just to see what I'd say. Just to "get" me. I feel so very important being such a major fixture in your life.
I do believe you've cut off your nose to spite your face, as the saying goes.
Did I say I made them for you?
I made them out of bordem, like yours, and then you say They're shitty, even though you have the same types of animation.
And You've been rambling on-and-on about some crap just to "get" me.
"You do shitty stuff where you suck ass at drawing, so then I did to see your reaction."
Yeah, I think you did say that...
and no, it's not quite the same. I have actual drawings, not stick figure like characters and scribbles.
You've been getting yourself, I've just been helping guide your foot to your mouth each time.
I Didn't make them 100% FOR YOU. DID I SAY I MADE THEM 100% FOR YOU?
My god, you Can't even understand the simplest things. I made these out of boredem, and then I conducted a plan with them.
And uh, in your animations It's just some horribly drawen shit that gets moved around. And That's basically what you said about mine, so if yours are the same, why Don't you hate your animations as well?
I have actual drawings, you scribble. It's really not the same thing... I'm starting to get a good picture of how fucked in the head you actually are, you really believe yourself don't you?
You're weaving a very tangled web, I don't think you can keep your facts straight anymore(like you could in the first place, ha).
ps THIS POST ISN'T 100% FOR YOU! DID I SAY I MADE IT 100% FOR YOU? My god you can't even understand that saying one thing and then immediately saying a contradictory statement makes you a living, breathing oxymoron.
No, your drawings are horrible, like mine.
You're just making up more fucking retarded excuses to say that I Don't know what I'm talking about even though you are a fucking moron. Everything you just said was completely idiotic.
My god, I'm starting to think you want me to win. Oh wait, you think You're high royalty, and everything you do is better than me. So I guess not. Oh well.
Honestly, I cannot believe how dense you are. You, win? I doubt you've won anything in your life other than a trophy marked "participant".
I have no excuses, I only shed light on what is already there. While my drawings aren't quite on par with the greats, yet. Yours are that of a kindergartner during finger painting time. There is no comparison beyond that.
Just because I type in proper English does not mean I think I'm royalty, it means I passed my English classes in high school, but compared to you... Yeah, I look like a great and noble king next to a filthy, disfigured peasant, so I can see where you'd make that mistake.
Pledge fealty to me and I shall spare you further humiliation. Kiss the ring, bitch.
I can draw way better than yours. You still Don't get that my animations were jokes, so What's the need for good drawings?
And no, I'm going to take that ring and shove it up your ass you son of a bitch.
And when did I say that I won? And yeah, you treat yourself like high royalty because nobody can disagree with you without being lectured by some 14-year old faggot who thinks He's the smartist shit ever.
Hank66 is retarded, he's saying that everyone knows Drift sucks. I replied to Hank66 for his retarded shit.
How do I suck?
He's a faggot. He justs says that with no proof because the indescreet fag he is, he just wants people to believe what he ridicules on his ridiculous blogs that no one reads.
Just read your response to BestFlashEver's review;
""wow"
by: BestFlashEver
date: June 1, 2009
Terrible
June 1, 2009
Author's Response:
Shut the FUCK up.
This also proves that You're a hypocrite.
So now I guess I should go and rate your animations 0, because you rated mine which is practically a clone of your shitty spam movies 0."
Did your mom drink while she was pregnant with you or did you survive an abortion? Do you even know what a clone is? His movies are absolutely NOTHING like yours. You pen black scribbles onto white backgrounds, his method is entirely and fundamentally different.
Just more proof you have no clue what you're talking about at any given moment.
No, It's the same. All Spam Movies are the same.
They have the same point on every single one. To make people disgusted.
I'm not talking about the way it was done you tard.
"I can draw way better than yours. You still Don't get that my animations were jokes, so What's the need for good drawings?"
There is absolutely no proof at all that you can draw, just because you say so does not make it true, no matter how hard you wish upon that star.
A good portion of animations on newgrounds are meant to be funny, but they need to be drawn/animated well for the joke to land. What do YOU not understand about that? You can't just scribble on a page and call it funny or play it off as a joke. For something to be funny there has to be some substance or relatability.
Not all spam is created equal. They are not all the same, and they do not all have the same point. People have perfected it into a form of kitsch. Yours however is bottom rung terrible.
You will no doubt refute my arguments with half cocked babble and bullshit. Know in your heart that I am right, though. It may do you well some day to realize the folly of your youth.
You wrote:
"And when did I say that I won?"
Well once again your forget something you wrote plainly for all to see, you mention winning here;
"My god, I'm starting to think you want me to win."
You either are completely delusional or completely forgetful, either way you should seek help.
See, I say things without proof, you disagree with it. You say things without proof, It's always right.
If my animation Isn't funny, why do people think it is? Anything can be funny. Not just your shit. Infact, you shit Isn't even funny at all.
And once again, you just say these things as an excuse to say something to offend me.
It may do you well some day to realize the folly of your youth.
There you go again, can't come up with anything clever so you steal my lines. What more should I expect from someone who prides himself on copying someone else' series, I really shouldn't be surprised.
Oh what, I Can't have fun and animate a tribute to one of my favourite animators?
You did it, and It's fine for you, but not for me or any others. You Don't have to critisize every fucking thing I do, I make my own choices, retard.
And remember when you said I abuse the english language? I've seen you do it more times than me, I saw it on some of your animations, and I've seen you say it in responses to peoples comments. I do and It's "wrong". What, everything you do is fine because You're special, but your enemies which you think are unintelligent Can't?
I Can't explain it any further than that. This whole time You've been making an ass out of yourself. You just use your "U B MAH ENEMEE SO U SUK" Stereotype to offend me.
If you still Don't get it, You're "intelligence" is too good to be true.
Do what you want, but I'll be there criticizing everything along the way. Criticism has nothing to do with impeding any of your choices, you choose to listen or you don't. Most people learn from it and do something better after they sit and think about it.
I despise Madness cloners, I think you know that by now, Madness hasn't even been cool for years yet all these little kids (ie you) continue to bastardize Krinkels work and cheapen the series. My Madness animation wasn't trying to be anything like Krinkels' work, it was meant to piss off fanboys like you.
As far as my English goes I use leetspeak ironically to poke fun at pretty much the entire generation. Your English is pretty terrible and even past the leetspeak thing. You capitalize words in the middle of sentences and shit. The English language probably won't survive with the way things are going with instant messaging and texting, fucking sad fact. Watch Idiocracy, it's a comedy but it might end up a reality one of these days. I'm just doing my part to prevent that.
Again, what have I told you about jacking my lines? If you hate me so much and think I'm so wrong why, why on earth would you be copying shit I type trying to pass it off as your words? Because you know nothing else, you see something and you copy it. It's so far beyond habit that I don't think you even know that you're doing it. You've done the same with BestFlashEver as well.
If you only copy and steal and clone and never try to be original you can never measure up to the original. You can try and try but all you could ever hope for is to maybe one day perfect the copy and then what? Who cares, it was there long before you started copying it, why even bother in the first place?
It was one of the first things I said to you, I'll say it to many others. Do something original.
OH I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!
Why Don't you.
I have done so, and I continue to do so. You, however continue to use childish comebacks equivalent to "I know you are but what am I?" while bringing nothing new or remotely original to the table.
How?
Everything I have said back to you is me proving you wrong.
I guess you ran out of things to say you pulled out a lie from your ass again.
And no, making a bunch of retarded drawings get tweened around the page is not original, your comebacks are not original because you just say the same thing over and over again but in slightly different ways.
That's what you call original? Why Don't you think before you assume, even you are not too unintelligent for that.
What you say isn't proof if I'm able to prove it wrong... you should be defending yourself not repeating my arguments. You're a pathological mimic.
"And no, you just hammered me with some shit because of a comment I left on your page."
You kept at it and so did I, after all you are the one that brought this upon yourself.
"Why Don't you think before you assume, "
You're the one assuming random shit, I base my arguments on facts I can see and read. You go off trying to insult me by assuming I'm 14 and that I live with my parents. You have no proof, you have no argument. You're just another one of the internet sheep that spouts over used jokes in the same vein as "your mom" and "I'm rubber, you're glue...".
I repeat myself because you didn't seem to understand the first time. Don't worry, it'll sink in over time, you can't rush your disability. No one blames you for that.
No, you say your opinion is fact.
And uh yeah, since your friend is 14 I assume You're 14 or else You're some pedifile.
"I said not to comment because You'd rate it 0, so you left a review, saying this, but giving me a one."
Did you really expect anything higher than a 2 or 3 for that piece of garbage?
ITS SUPPOST TO BE A PIECE OF GARBAGE? GET IT!?
"No, you say your opinion is fact. "
My opinion coincides with facts because I base my opinion off of facts. I could see where a cretin like you could make that mistake.
That's amazing.
"DriftLV1 responds:
That's amazing."
Yeah, exactly. You have nothing to say.
"ITS SUPPOST TO BE A PIECE OF GARBAGE? GET IT!?"
You seem to know that it's horrible, why do you get so upset when someone else tells you so?
Because I Don't want to hear some hypocrite who thinks what he believes (Madness sucks) should be passed on to everyone just because he thinks it should.
And I said "That's amazing" because like, what is there to say? I've said everything I could, since You've said that a hundred times. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
WHATS THE POINT OF THIS ARGUEMENT?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE?
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
TheElSalvador shit the fuck up you fucking gay bitch, proves you suck balls at flash.
Well, I Don't know about his REAL Flash skills. But I do know he is a hypocrite.
I'm sure you and Sifter will find happiness. I mean what a perfect match, you're a shitty animator who freaks out when someone calls him on it and he's a worse one who can't even make madness clones look good so he won't be badmouthing your shit forcing you to smack a bitch and get thrown in jail for spousal battery. Where'd you inevitably would drop the soap and fall in love all over again with Herpin' Herman, the oldest living inmate infected with herpes.
You just Don't fucking get it. I even said this 100 fucking times.
And you know what, this proves You're a fucking moron. You're so into yourself that once again, you point out that my animations are shitty.
1. What does my animations have to do with this arguement
2. IT'S SUPPOST TO BE SHITTY
3. I flip out because you and your hypocritical ways make your way to leaving a hypocritical review. THAT'S WHY I FLIP OUT.
So, I have proof now that You're pulling facts out of your ass. And so what, I'm friends with another guy.
You, an idiot Who's so obsessed with himself makes up lies in order to dominate anyone, while you're friends with some douchebag who thinks everything he says is right, and he thinks his animations are actually good.
So yeah, fuck you.
You freak out when people call your admittedly shitty flash terrible.
Oh my fucking god.
You Haven't read anything I've said so far. No wonder You're a complete jackass.
You haven't read a single thing i've typed. Either that or you're just a fucking idiot.
TheElSalvador, go eat cocks and shit! You deserve 'em!
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TheElSalvador
It's about as funny as a blank white wall... which, incidentally was the background you chose for this masterful display of your true talents.
Take away a cloner's sprites and he's left with the skills he developed using ms paint.
DriftLV1 (Updated )
Hypocrite. I copied you. You do shitty stuff where you suck ass at drawing, so then I did to see your reaction.
Wow. You fell right into that one. And other people found it funny, I guess you Didn't because you Don't like me. What a foolish comment you just made.