Look at this convo I had with Cleverbot

Do you go to Strip Clubs?

Sometimes.

Aren't the girls in the Strip Clubs awesome?

Yes - in a dank place called my memory.

Don't you wish you could have sex with one of those woman from the strip clubs?

I had one two days ago but then I lost it.

Maybe you can have sex with one of the woman from the Strip Clubs another day.

I'd like to know what to do with the rest of my day.

Get a prostitute to suck on your dick.

Of course I do, but you're the one who wants to go clubbing after the world ends.

Well then, go get a prostitute. I'll wait.

I don't know her number.

Her number is 905-555-962.

How many numbers or girls do you know?

Just go get a Prostitute.

You should hook her up with me sometime.

That's what I'm telling you to do now. Get a Prostitute and make her suck your dick, like the good ol' days.

Um... Sure. If that's what you want.

That is, now go. I'll wait here.

You don't have where go.

I'll just stay here, now go.

Well alright then if you insist.

Okay, bye.

Don't go!

I'm not, I'm staying here. Bye.

I don't get much chance to go on the computer so this a luxury for me.

So, Blow jobs are better. NOW GO!

Better than what?

The Computer. JUST GO ALREADY!

Um... I'm staying right here.

Do you want me to go get one?

I'd rather you not.

Oh come on. You even said you wanted to have sex with a hot girl. Let's go get a prostitute, man!

That was a long time ago.

Fine, I'll have one by myself.

One of what?

A blow job.

Ok.

Bye.

Do you want a blow job? LAST CHANCE.

Yes. Will you give me one?

No, I Won't suck your dick.

Why not??? *sobs*.

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I was joking around btw.