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John Lint @DriftLV1

Age 33, Male

Orlando, Florida

Joined on 3/14/08

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Rank:: Civilian
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TehNGguy 2009-05-07 16:28:17

OH MAH GAWD

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

DriftLV1 2009-05-07 16:28:17

Fuck no.

Magnet-Boy 2009-05-07 16:29:15

OH MAH GAWD

DriftLV1 2009-05-07 16:29:15

I said FUCK NO.

Madnesses 2009-05-07 17:59:31

i hav a cool character , can i take part??

DriftLV1 2009-05-07 17:59:31

Hmm...

I'll think about it, k?

Sifter1337 2009-05-08 20:58:36

What the fuck are these for? This shit sucks.

DriftLV1 2009-05-08 20:58:36

Um...how?

Fineas 2009-05-08 23:51:14

you must add me. i will be your bestest bestsestz frend fureva if u do.

DriftLV1 2009-05-08 23:51:14

OKAY

TOXlCITY 2009-05-09 02:27:50

PUT ME IN THE ARMY >:(

DriftLV1 2009-05-09 02:27:50

OKAY

nggangsterpimp 2009-05-09 09:36:45

fuck man, you should add me on there. lol im sneaking on the computer today.

DriftLV1 2009-05-09 09:36:45

OKAY

Fuck, who should I choose?

TheElSalvador 2009-05-09 14:08:40

Hackney douchebaggery is all I've seen from you.

DriftLV1 2009-05-09 14:08:40

Yeah, fuck you too.

MisterRandomPerson 2009-05-09 22:38:18

Oh wow... another tribute from another ordinary user...
and it's a "secret"...
Oh my... So excited...

DriftLV1 2009-05-09 22:38:18

Um, who the fuck are you?

I'm not telling people to be excited, I'm just saying It's a secret, asshole.

Fuck you.

Fineas 2009-05-09 23:03:19

If you choose me, I will give you a cookie.

DriftLV1 2009-05-09 23:03:19

I WANTS COOKAH

Fineas 2009-05-10 14:40:33

YA CHOOSE MEH DEN 4 YUR KOOKEH!

DriftLV1 2009-05-10 14:40:33

K FIEN.

I'm too lazy to change anything today. I'll post your name up later.

Fineas 2009-05-10 14:45:25

Yay :3

DriftLV1 2009-05-10 14:45:25

3: yaY

Fineas 2009-05-10 19:15:08

.rekcufrehtmo nmad toh hO.

DriftLV1 2009-05-10 19:15:08

Whoa.

Johannesson 2009-05-11 07:58:21

Recruit 5 - Johannesson.

DriftLV1 2009-05-11 07:58:21

NO U

Fineas 2009-05-11 23:18:21

Do you want me to send you my sprites so you can kill me?
lol, i actually exited to be killed :3
hctib lol

DriftLV1 2009-05-11 23:18:21 (Updated 2009-05-12 11:39:37)

Lmao.

But Pivot sprites Can't go on Flash.

Hippiehater1573 2009-05-12 00:34:38

Ooh! Make me die a funny and horrible death, I deserve it anyway ;3

DriftLV1 2009-05-12 00:34:38

It's too late, my friend.

BestFlashEver 2009-05-12 05:12:43

DriftVL1 says:

It Doesn't matter who I am.

You see, a long time ago, there were two people called Adam and Eve. They were both stupid fucktards becuase they ate apples.

They poisened mankind forever, unleshing useless assholes who Don't know how to drive or live there live without making a fucking useless idiot of themselves.

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Obviously you are quite misinformed, my cock-guzzling friend. You see, the apples Adam and Eve dined on represented KNOWLEDGE.

The knowledge they obtained - worldly, mortal knowledge - forever barred them from the gates of Eden. Them being barred from Eden was a result of their gaining knowledge of pain, mortality, and free will. When those exist, it is impossible to live in a state of nirvana, in what we ultimately deem utopia.

For example, had they no knowledge of pain or mortality they would forever live in divine bliss - what we refer to as Eden.

The biblical story, though often misinterpreted, represents their ultimate acceptance of their life on a barren planet - that is why they were cast out of Eden. It was not their going against God's will that barred them, it was simply the knowledge they obtained.

But, I'm sure you already know all this. The cum-induced stroke you had probably forced you to type out that lame, and altogether unamitious insult.

Try again my friend, because like many fags before you have said, and many will after - you fail.

DriftLV1 2009-05-12 05:12:43

OH I DUN UNDERSTA SRS BSSNS U FOO

Okay so, what the fuck are you doing on my page? That thing I said had nothing torwards you, so why the fuck are you insulting me?

Figure that one out, you fucking smartass. I Don't give a shit bout' dem' fanceh werds you use.

So guess what? You attempted to make me look like a fool, but instead you made un-needed insults that made no sence, and you over explained how what I said Didn't have to do with anything. I hope you die in a fire.

Nice job trying to impersonate a College Professor, jackass. You Can't tell right from wrong and you Can't mind your own fucking business.

Good day to you, sir.

BestFlashEver 2009-05-12 16:20:27

I think your response to my previous comment was even more confusing and mundane than the Adam and Eve spiel you hammered out to TheElSalvador.

My point was not to insult you, my cum-guzzling friend, it was merely to enlighten you on the fallacies inherent within your comment.

If I wanted to insult you, I'd point out the fact that you're some talentless assclown coattail riding Madness clone who does not posses a single ounce of creativity or originality in all of your cum-covered brain. But, again, I am not here to insult you, I am merely a beacon of light in dark waters, if you will. (Those dark waters, metaphorically speaking, being the milky-white goo you've sucked down quite frequently in recent times that eventually found their way to your brain - cum, for the laymen)

But I digress, the point is you're a douche.

DriftLV1 2009-05-12 16:20:27

Wow, great job once again.

Calling me a douche and a Cum-Guzzler is an insult, you fucking idiot.

I have more talent than you since your Flash submissions suck ass, and I could easily beat you in an animating contest. Conducting a response to my response Wasn't a very good idea since you once again made a fool out of yourself, just because you use those "advanced werds" Doesn't mean You're a srs bssns guy who can totally air out another human being by countlessly acting like an impulsive asshole hypocrite who keeps making mistakes that point out that He's an immoral son of a fucking bitch.

You can keep ranting on and on, but I choose to ignore you. Next time plan You're SRS BSSNS side a little bit better so you Don't make an imbecile out of yourself.

Fineas 2009-05-12 18:21:33

I have my sprithes in .GIF or .BMP form
choose which one you want

TheElSalvador 2009-05-12 21:04:39

"Wow, great job once again.

Calling me a douche and a Cum-Guzzler is an insult, you fucking idiot.

You can keep ranting on and on, but I choose to ignore you. Next time plan You're SRS BSSNS side a little bit better so you Don't make an imbecile out of yourself."

You fail to recognize the fact that he tore you apart piece by piece and proved your every word false.

P.S. I still have more views than you.

DriftLV1 2009-05-12 21:04:39

How did I prove everything false?

You're really starting to pull stuff out of your ass. You probably Haven't even read what I'm saying.

Stop trying to make a reasonable comeback, becuase you fail everytime.

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